CAT Tracks for February 13, 2012
DEFECATION OF CHARACTER

Feeding a fanciful feast of frenzied feline fallacy...

...scientists wasting time and money examining what they describe themselves as a "jarringly unconventional" hypothesis...that cat poop can make their owners schizo!

What a bunch of BS!

This "hypothesis"...proposed by a scientist with a Czechered past, who probably wore a tinfoil hat while doing his research...to ward off alien death rays.

Hey...

...let's call in CSI (aka Cat Sh*t Investigation)! Surely we can round up enough cats in Las Vegas, Miami, and New York to qualify as a test group. All the other cats in the United States can be the control group.

Of course, that covers only land masses/solid waste. We could employ NCIS to delve into cats afflicted with diarrhea.

We've all heard of the crazy cat lady...

...guess this is supposed to be the explanation? What, the parasite only affects women? Really, have you ever heard of crazy cat men!

This is totally nuts...

Cat poop schizophrenia?

Of course, there is a silver lining!

There has been an ongoing war between dog owners and cat servants...as to which species is superior.

The "scientific study" featured below should give cat servants a leg up! (Hmmm...wonder if any scientists out there are studying urine? If so, we can bring in NCIS: Los Angeles!)

If a dog owner gets arrested for criminal activity...owner goes to the human pound, dog gone to the not-so-humane shelter.

On the other hand, if a cat owner gets arrested, instant alibi...cat induced schizophrenia. Free get-out-of-jail card...back home to serve kitteh! (Hey...the Twinkie Defense worked for a while! Cat owners can be on the clawing edge!)

Tell me that when word of this study spreads that more U.S. households won't open their doors to cats and kick dogs to the curb? (Drug dealers? Good-bye Pit Bull; hello kitty cat!)


Okay, I'm done...

Oh, you know me, I could spend the next few hours on this post, releasing it before the midnight hour as a new epic..."CAT Journal: February the 13th".

But...

I'd rather watch the snow fall. Hell, I might even pull an all-nighter! Go downstairs and throw some fake logs in the fireplace...roast chestnuts on an open fire...NOT! But, I could drink a Diet Coke, watch the flames, and listen to the newly anointed Grammy album of the year...Adele 21. (BTW: I bought it on Sunday and it is good...two paws up!) Might then pop some popcorn and pop my old VHS tape of "The Bodyguard" starring the late Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner into the VCR. Who knows, around 5 a.m., the phone may ring...Madam CAT President relaying a message of interest to curious CATs.

Bears repeating...

...wishin', hopin', prayin'.


A final word about cat poop fever, parasites, or whatever...

There is a "cure"!

It has been posted on the CAT Home Page for years!!!

For your convenience, I shall post the link here

MEOW!


From the theweek.com website...

Link to Original Story


Fact Sheet
Can cats make their owners schizophrenic?

A brain-infecting parasite residing in some litter boxes could put cat owners at risk of mental disorders

Posted on February 13, 2012, at 7:00 AM

A temperamental feline can seem maddening. But a growing body of research suggests that a brain parasite idling in some litter boxes could really be leading unknowing cat owners to mental disorders, including bouts with schizophrenia. Kathleen McAuliffe says in this month's issue of The Atlantic that Toxoplasma gondii, commonly found in cat feces, could be infecting as many as a million people a year. Here, a brief guide:

Wait — a parasite in cat feces?

Yes. It's long been known that T. gondii is a "major threat" to people with weak immune systems, including the elderly and pregnant women, says Kathleen McAuliffe in The Atlantic. And "standard medical wisdom" stipulates that children and adults fighting off the microbe experience "nothing worse than brief flu-like symptoms." But mounting evidence suggests the parasite might have an effect on the neurology of even healthy adults.

What made scientists suspect the danger?

Jaroslav Flegr, a 63-year-old Czech scientist, spent over a decade researching what at first appeared to be a "jarringly unconventional" hypothesis: The single-celled organism had been "subtly manipulating his personality, causing him to behave in strange, often self-destructive ways." But now, leading neuroscientists from around the world, including Stanford's Robert Sapolsky, think Flegr "could well be onto something."

What does the parasite do?

The evidence suggests that T. gondii "jacks up the dopamine receptors in your brain," says Charlie Jane Anders at io9, "which govern pleasure and fear responses." Flegr suggests that the parasite may be making infected people more reckless, playing a role "in hundreds of thousands of traffic fatalities," or even some suicides. Previous research has shown that "infected rats were more active and less cautious in areas where predators lurk," says The Atlantic's McAuliffe. In one experiment, infected rats were actually drawn to the smell of cats. In other words, says Frederick E. Allen at Forbes, the evidence suggests a growing connection "between the parasite and odd behavior" — which can sometimes be deadly.

How does it infiltrate the brain?

Humans can acquire the the bug from the litterbox of a cat that has roamed around outside. But the parasite can also reside in drinking water contaminated with cat feces, unwashed vegetables, or even undercooked meat. (According to Flegr, the French can have infection rates as high as 55 percent thanks to their affinity for rare cuts of beef.)

Does that mean I have a parasite in my head?

Perhaps. But the odds suggest you'd be in the minority. Flegr estimates that 10 to 20 percent of Americans could have the parasite latched onto their brain. And indoor-only cats actually don't carry the parasite — it's only outdoor felines. That's good news, says Forbes' Allen. Plus, the effects of T. gondii might be benign in certain people.

How can I protect myself?

The parasite is only active in outdoor cats during their first three weeks of life, when their immune systems aren't fully developed. "During that brief period, Flegr simply recommends taking care to keep kitchen counters and tables wiped clean," says The Atlantic's McAuliffe. Stay away from drinking water that hasn't been properly purified, and clean vegetables thoroughly. This story "is repulsive and fascinating," says Sam Worley at the Chicago Reader. To think: "My cat might be the end of me."

Sources: The Atlantic, Chicago Reader, Forbes, io9