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CAT Tracks for April 7, 2012
MASTERS OF EXCUSES |
In our never-ending commitment to "fair and balanced" reporting...
On Thursday, CAT Tracks boasted video proof that cats had entered an area previously dominated by dogs...namely homework-eating.
Alas!
It pains me now to report that dog owners have struck back...
...presenting their own evidence that the existence of vacancies in the homework-eating field does not indicate a lack of highly-qualified canines.
In a rare and admirable display of cattiness, dog owners assert that their pets have moved on from such mundane BS...to become "Masters" of the art.
So...
What does one do when one "Masters" the art of homework-eating?
From the kctv5.com website...
POSTSCRIPT:
Arf, arf...
...barf, barf!
You go, Fido...uh, Sierra!
When you reach the PhD (piled higher and deeper) level, spare us the pictures!!!
As any cat servant knows, cats just don't give a sh...
