Since the enrollment of the two Cairo Elementary School Kindergarten classes has hit twenty-seven (27!) each, I would venture a guess that the teachers may be wondering!

I have heard (some of) the stories.

Scary sh..., uh, scary stuff!

The article below is loooooooooong...

If you click the link to the original story, you will see that the Times lists (at least) 9 pages. Hey, that's entirely too much cutting, pasting, and formatting for me! (I gotta go visit my 96-year-old mother today. I'm planning on fixing her a sumptuous lunch AND washing the dishes.)

So...

All I'm going to provide for you is the link.

Venture forth at your own risk!

No, no, no.

I'm not referring to the article...

...there's no risk involved there.

I'm talking about Kindergarten class!

They may not be psychopaths, but many have been known to scream, kick, and bite!!!

You may not call them psychopaths (and the teachers certainly DO NOT), but those sweet little innocents have been known to put their hands on their hips and look each other and the teachers in the eye and say: "B*tch!"

BTW:

Speaking of elementary students (here, there, everywhere)...

be sure to keep abreast of the jargon.

Our former superintendent (he who shall remain nameless) taught employees gathered for a SIP day about...

WARNING, WARNING, WARNING: The next link is NOT for those of a sensitive nature...SERIOUSLY! It's worse than any mental picture brought to mind in the movie "CAT Journal: Friday the 13th"...when the cats "pranked" our former superintendent's cottage and saw him not wearing his fur!

Okay, you have been warned...the following link is rated "XXX". Skip to "Clothes Burning" if you are not into hard core sexual subjects.

As I was saying...