CAT Tracks for March 12, 2013
LIAR, LIAR...PANTS ON FIRE

Illinois Governor Pat Quinn...

...a two-faced, lyin' "Sweet Old Boss!"


Robert Bruno, a professor of labor and employment relations commenting on the findings of a new University of Illinois study

...a study that shows government workers are a relative bargain compared with their private sector counterparts:

...and in direct contradiction to the tax-payer-funded public relations campaign/fraud foisted upon Illinoisans by their governor!


Hmmm...

...our current governor, following in the footsteps of his infamous predecessors...Republican George Ryan and Democrat Rod Blagojevich.

Double Hmmm...

Maybe this explains why Governor Quinn has been so hell-bent on closing Illinois prisons, especially those in SOUTHERN Illinois!

I mean...

If there is a crowding problem in Illinois prisons, maybe Pat's lawyers can argue at his sentencing that nonviolent liars should not be incarcerated.

And...

...if that argument should fail, God forbid that Pat be stuck in a cell in SOUTHERN Illinois, an area of the state that he so dearly loves to hate.


Dear Pat:

Don't worry about the impact on the state's budget of reopening Tamms to house you! From what I read in the local media, we shall find volunteers galore...what might be termed "budget neutral"!


And, yes, here at the newly christened Tamms Motel 666...

We'll leave a light on for you!


From the Southern Illinoisan...

Study: Government workers not overpaid