CAT Tracks for August 12, 2012
RON NEWELL BARES All

August 12, 1945.

Yeah, I did the math...

...even shocked a math teacher!

Sixty-Seven!

If you are confused...

...my song of the day offers a big hint:


Birthday
Lyrics by Lennon-McCartney
"The White Album" - 1968
Performed by The Beatles


You say itís your birthday
Well itís my birthday too yeah
They say itís your birthday
Weíre gonna have a good time
Iím glad itís your birthday
Happy birthday to you

Yes weíre going to a party party
Yes weíre going to a party party
Yes weíre going to a party party

I would like you to dance (birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (birthday)
I would like you to dance (birthday)
Dance

I would like you to dance (birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (birthday)
I would like you to dance (birthday)
Dance

You say itís your birthday
Well itís my birthday too yeah
You say itís your birthday
Weíre gonna have a good time
Iím glad itís your birthday
Happy birthday to you


In addition to a more practical (drinkable) gift, I also received a bonus present that reminded me of happy days in the past...

...when my better half would do her thing, boosting the flagging morale of teachers subjected to so much flogging.


As we, uh, YOU approach a new school year, enjoy this blast from the past:


CAT Tracks Editor's Note:

And finally...

...to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that I will go to any length to bring a smile to your face...

...regardless of whatever personal humiliation it may entail.

Let me entertain you...

Me...in 1945