CAT Tracks for August 7, 2012 ONE WEEK FROM TODAY...

...you will experience sudden-onset tinnitus.

Contrary to popular definition, this condition is for real...it is not in your head!

You have reason to be figuratively "alarmed" as well.

This condition lasts approximately nine months. (No, you are not pregnant...but the condition is accompanied by the imminent arrival of many, many new children!)

Take two aspirins...

...and go to school.

Repeat the prescription Monday through Friday until late May, early June...

...when the condition will just as suddenly go into remission for three months, only to reappear in mid-August.

Yes, this is a chronic condition.

However, there is hope.

A permanent cure is available if you live long enough...

...and really work at it!

I speak from personal experience.

Best wishes...