The bottom line on ‘no excuses’ and poverty in school reform

CAT Tracks Editor's Note:

Somebody needs to print off a copy of this post, march down to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington DC, and nail it to the White House door...

...like Martin Luther's Ninety-Five Theses!

Maybe in 500 years, Wikipedia will report the incident in the manner it reported the original:

The Ninety-Five Theses on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences (Latin: Disputatio pro declaratione virtutis indulgentiarum), commonly known as The Ninety-Five Theses, was written by Martin Luther in 1517 and is widely regarded as the initial catalyst for the Protestant Reformation. The disputation protests against clerical abuses, especially the sale of indulgences.

Hell...

...let me try my paw:

The bottom line on ‘no excuses’ and poverty in school reform (Latin: Disputatio pro bulshitione suchas nochildleftbehindis and racetothetopum), commonly known as It's the Poverty, Stupid, was written by Kathryn Strom in 2012 and is widely regarded as the initial catalyst for the Public School Counter-Reformation. The disputation protests against bipartisan political abuses, especially the sale of public schools to private corporations.

The truth is out there...