The world braces for retirement crisis

My second (modified) song for the 'happy' new year is Old People (YouTube Video)

Old people got no reason
Old people got no reason
Old people got no reason
To live

They got gnarly hands
Weak beady eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They need support hose
And big fake teeth
They wear orthopedic shoes
On their diabetic feet

Well, I don't want no old people
Don't want no old people
Don't want no old people
'Round here

Well...

...maybe it's 'high time' for us old farts to pack up and move to the Rocky Mountains!

From KFVS TV Channel 12