Rep. Jack Kingston Proposes That Poor Students Sweep Floors In Exchange For Lunch

CAT Tracks Editor's Note:

Another example of Republicans "reaching out", trying to broaden their base?

How demeaning for poor students in schools where they represent a minority (a declining number of districts, especially in the south.)

As for places like Cairo...

...gonna be "making a significant difference" in that $4 million nest egg, buying 539 brooms!

Punishing the kids for the sins of the parents?

In the spirit of the season...

"God bless us, every one!"

Okay, okay, that was mean, especially at a time of "peace on earth, good will toward men."

So, I shall return to my lesson learned from Fiddler on the Roof, that there is, indeed, a blessing for everyone (even from the Jews to their oppressor, the Tsar.)

So, in that vein:

"God bless, Georgia Representative Jack Kingston..."

"...and keep him far away from us!"