Way back in 2008, Beyoncé was spreading the gospel to single ladies:

Put a Ring on It

The following year, Justin Timberlake kicked up his heels in a show of support:

Saturday Night Live

CAT Tracks Editor's Note:

Okay, it's time:

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

It's been a week since my last confession.

It's not that I don't agree with the Pope's message, because I do, I do...

...hey, I did!

Although bless me again, I was 28 at the time.

But, but, but...

...in my defense, I took the "until death do we part" part seriously. Doesn't that count?

Anyway, back to my sin...

I just can't help myself, my cattiness will out!

I have kept my pledge not to say anything negative about, uh, you know what...

...seven days down, three to go!

Oh well, I suppose I doth protest too much.

Sigh...

As penance, I will do another three Our Fathers and three Hail Marys...

...and try to curb my catty tongue.

Sadly, the flesh is weak...