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CAT Tracks for February 17, 2014
ARNE DUNCAN...NBA (CELEBRITY) MVP |
Maybe Arne should give up his day job...
...and find a permanent hoops gig...
...something at which he can meet or exceed.
On the court of public education, Arne Dunkin' repeatedly shoots from the lip and fails to score points with his teacher-bashing rhetoric.
Who would replace Arnie as Secretary of Education?
Well, there's always Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton.
Taking a look at her qualifications...
Like Arne Duncan, Erin was born and raised in Chicago (Barack Obama's home town.) Erin has a background in education. (I mean, she attended Solomon Schechter Day School, a Jewish day school, as well as Niles North High School.) Was Erin ever a teacher, you ask? No, but, then again, neither was Arne, so we can't hold that against her.
Granted, Arne was Superintendent/CEO of the Chicago Public Schools...
...but he failed at that. So maybe Erin should be given extra credit for recognizing her limitations.
So...
Mr. President, I hereby nominate Erin Heatherton as the next United States Secretary of Education.
Yes, Mr. President, Erin meets your main requirement for the job...
...she plays a mean game of pick-up basketball!
Check out the video tape...
From the Washington Post
