How to avoid classroom cheating

CAT Tracks Editor's Note:

The thing that really stunned me about selfies...

...was to discover that it's not just celebrities or teenagers snapping away.

My not-so-famous brother-in-law (albeit well-to-do-enough to wander the globe) turned 60-damn-years-old in February, and he does it.

I know this because I follow him...

...on Facebook.

And, yes, he is one of those people who takes a picture of their plate of food in a restaurant (again, albeit, a fancy-damn restaurant) and posts it for the world to see.

Whatever!

But, hey, a saber-toothed CAT has only so much strength...

...and needs to pick his battles.

So...

I shall save my fading energy to wage war on those who would tread on my friends and colleagues.

You want a selfie?

I'll show you a selfie:

POSTSCRIPT:

Have a nice day...

...I gotta go!

Big decision to make by noon:

BTW:

Don't let anybody tell you that there is no stress in retirement.

Take this week, for example...

I sit by the window every day anxiously awaiting mail delivery...

...to see if my order from amazon.com will arrive in time for Easter dinner: