CAT Tracks for July 18, 2013 SHOW ME

Teacher, teacher...

...explain again how to properly insert the 30-round clip into an assault rifle!

Yes, yes, I know...

Only do so when I hear the intruder breaking the glass to enter my home...

...and if I get trigger happy, be sure to break the glass before the police arrive...from the outside, not the inside.

Well, of course, unless I move to Florida:

"Come another step closer you m..... f..... and make my day! Come on a.. h..., I double dog dare you...come another step closer...chicken if you don't! Cluck, cluck, cluck... Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat... Yes, your honor, I felt in danger of my life when he kept approaching, cell phone in hand...I thought he was calling his posse..."