Obama math: under new Common Core, 3 x 4 = 11 [VIDEO]

BTW:

Dinosaurs knew why 3 x 4 did not equal 11...

...because the "times tables" said 3 x 4 = 12.

Need further explanation?

Because I said so!

Now, class...

Memorize the times tables by Friday. There will be a test. You will re-take the test until you master the times tables. The sooner you do that, the sooner you will be done.

What's that?

No! You cannot use a calculator!