Advice From Teachers to Parents

And...

To level the playing field, all school districts will be required to collect data to assess the parents' performance under these "best school-rearing practices".

Furthermore...

If a parent fails to meet or exceed the same percentage of achievement required of their child on state assessments, then said child's teacher shall be spared from being fired.

In short, since we cannot "fire" or punish "bad parents", we should not be allowed to label those entrusted with the education of their children as "bad teachers".