Okay, I don't brag about my celebrity friendships...

...for sure would not normally call the President of the United States by his nickname in public.

But...

Barry done let the cat outta the proverbial bag when he called me "Ron"!

Eat your hearts out, folks!

Some of us have got it, some of us do not...

...and unless you are one of the umpteen million people who are on record as a registered Democrat, you clearly do not!

Okay, I may be crazy, but I am not stupid, so I ain't goin' no further with this. I mean, if you follow the news at all, you know about that Obama Administration surveillance thing. I've got too many books and DVDs stacked up to be locked away in solitary confinement somewhere. Gitmo?

But, but, but...

There is one obvious conclusion to be drawn from the tone of the letter that I simply must share.

Dude definitely doesn't read that "rag", CAT Tracks!

The remainder of my "Can you feel the love?" letter from the President of the United States...

FOOTNOTE:

If you got this far, you should have noticed another obvious thing...

...not one damn word about his assault on public education and teachers!

So...

In response to the question, can we have President Barack Obama's back when he has spent five years stabbing ours?