CAT Tracks for May 16, 2015
UPDATED: THE AMERICAN DREAM

According to Wikipedia:

Awww, hell, forget all that...

...that's so 20th Century, 18th Century even!

This is the 21st Century!

Who cares about movin' on up...

...let's pursue some happiness!!!


Our anthem says it all...

...this is land of the free, baby...

...and the home of the brave (eaters.)

And look at what the nutritionists at Carl's Jr. and Hardee's have dreamed up for us...

...bring it on!


According to the CDC, over one-third of the population of the United States is obese...

...and that number is, well, growing!

We sure don't need another study of a thousand words to tell us why...

...just one look at the picture above is all it took!

While POTUS took up the cause of his predecessor, George W. ("Is our children learning?") Bush, Michelle Obama decided to focus on "What are our children eating?"...

...much to the ire of students everywhere.


But, hey, kids, not to worry...

...you can dump those trays of mystery meat and veggies that only grandma would eat...

...and save your appetite for a stop by Carl's Jr. or Hardee's on the way home from school.

Beginning on May 20th, "The Most American" will be waiting for you...


From the USA Today

New Carl's burger: Hot dog and chips inside