Cairo Gets Ready For New School Uniforms

CAT Tracks Editor's Note:

Think about it...

...you have one outfit that you can wear to school.

Now, instead of focusing on the "flashiest" clothes, school officials can focus on the "funkiest" clothes!

Think about it again...

How many of YOU wash your clothes every night?!

...especially if you don't have a washer and dryer in your house!?

Hey, saw a sign at the local laundromat:

NOW OPEN 24 HOURS

Hey, again...

...maybe if business at Cairo's new gambling emporiums wanes, the owners can take out the slot machines and put in washers and dryers!

Wow, I can see it now, put your money in the washer/dryer slot...

...ding, ding, ding, ding, uh whirl, whirl, whirl, whirl, CHA-CHING, a winner every time!!!