However, considering the context of that Bible verse, I didn't want to add to my years in Purgatory for leading the flock astray...

From MUNCHIES

How Beer Made from Leftover Bread Could Help End Global Food Waste

...however, cattiness will out, so I will take a chance on:

It may not rival turning water into wine, but reducing food waste by turning discarded bread into beer...bless you!

So...

Drink Toast!!!

But remember...