Don't Blame Kids' Behavior on Full Moon

CAT Tracks Editor's Note:

Yeah, right!

I can't speak for the current herd of CATs...

...but 39 years of personal research (attested to by many of my colleagues) would beg to differ!

But, hey, I will have to admit to not doing extensive research on other possible causal factors.

I mean...

...maybe it was just coincidence, maybe the cafeteria just happened to amp up their serving of sugar during the full moon cycle.

But...

...trust me on this, kids back in the day had a greater tendency to go bonkers when the moon was full.

And, another thing, if the full moon doesn't affect human behavior, what about the increased sightings of werewolves during such periods!

Nuff said!!!

Anyway...

...ya don't have to worry about the moon today as there was only a sliver of it showing last night.

Nope...

...the only thing that should concern you today is that it's Friday the 13th!

Good luck...