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CAT Tracks Editor's Note:

Once again, I shall not be attending...

...and, this time, Madam CAT President has indicated that she will "join me".

So...

If you want to know what happens (if, indeed, anything does happen, which is doubtful for this meeting...although, yeah, I said that last time and was wrong), you will have to go and sit in the hallway for hours.

If you do, and something happens, send me an e-mail and become an ace CAT Tracks reporter!

Oh...

...your stipend will be the same as that received by Madam CAT President and myself!!!