CAT Tracks Editor's Note:

If I were the catty sort, this article might move me to commentary.

But, to quote John Wayne from the movie "Chisolm":

"I won't, I won't..."

Then, again, John did have second thoughts:

"...the hell I won't!"

Back in my day in Cairo School District Number One...

...grimacing was common among the faculty as they were confronted by a series of two-legged snakes, aka various principals and superintendents.

Those were the days, my friends, we thought they'd never end.