My "Sheltering in Place" review so far:

Day 1 - I Can Do This!! Got enough food and beer to last a month!

Day 2 - Opening my 2nd six-pack of beer. I fear beer supplies might not last!

Day 3 - Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??

Day 4 - 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 5 - Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!

Day 6 - I get to take the trash out. I'm So excited, I can't decide what to wear.

Day 7 - Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

Day 8 - Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

Day 9 - I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.

Day 10 - Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. She's a Web Designer

Day 11 - Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now?"

Day 12 - I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 13 - If you keep a bottle of beer in each hand, you can't accidentally touch your face.

Day 14 - Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.

Day 15 - Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this month?